A new Joke

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That's right. Owls go "Whoooo."

Get it?
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A Joke

What do you do get if you cross a rooster and an alarm clock?

See if you can figure it out!
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Another Joke

Here is another good joke to play on people:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Sheesh, why are you crying? What did I do?

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Answer to the last Joke

Here is the answer to this joke: What international catastrophe would happen if the waiter dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?
The downfall of Turkey, the overthrow of Greece, and the destruction of China!
(Get it? The countries and the things on the platter!)

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A new Joke

What international catastrophe would happen if the waiter dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?
See if you can guess! Tell me your guess in the comments.

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A Joke

Why did the pizza have to go to his room?

Because he was being saucy!!

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A Joke

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank you!!
 (Like thank you!)

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An April Fool's Trick

We received a pizza from some friends, and it turned out to be a cake. You bake a round vanilla cake, and then you frost it with pink frosting (red tastes terrible), and grate white chocolate on top. It looks real! For pepperoni, cut a Fig Roll-up into circles.

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A Joke

Here is a joke:
What did the young tater want to be when it grew up?

A commen-tater!

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Another Joke

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!!
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A Joke

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting? Mooooo!

(The cow interrupts!)

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